Tuesday, July 22, 2008

5 More Things About Me You Are Just Dying To Know

Perhaps because I'm just starting this blogging thing or perhaps because I can't formulate all my thoughts into cohesive paragraphs right now, I seem to be into the list making. So, here's 5 more things about me that I know you are just dying to know.

1. I'm just learning this social networking stuff. What am I supposed to do when someone writes on my wall in Facebook? Is there a good tutorial on Facebook so that I don't seem like such a dork?

2. Went to see Public Enemy this past Friday at Pitchfork Music Fest http://www.pitchforkmusicfestival.com/ at Union Park here in Chicago. It was excellent. I've seen them several times before, but not in many many moons. They played the entire album It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold Us Back start to finish. Then they added a few more songs like 911 is a Joke, etc. Except for a microphone issue on Bring the Noise (Flav and Chuck D's microphone were switched so you couldn't hear Chuck D, but could hear Flav way too well) the show was a great and lots of fun.

3. Speaking of seeing a great show, I love to dance. I studied ballet and tap and jazz as a kid. I recently took a belly dancing class, but it wasn't so much fun (except for the scarf with all the noisy coins on it which I love). I'd like to hook up with a great group of Tribal Belly Dance chicks close by, but haven't had the opportunity yet. I also want to learn to Hula and I'm open to just about any other kind of dance that there is too. Of course, I love to just go out and "get up and get get get down".

4. I've been meditating everyday, but just can't seem to do it for more than 5 minutes at a time. I think I'm going to try to make a space for it in my closet. My world is just too full of random distractions and curious animals otherwise. Is that weird to be a closet meditator?

5. I like older men. They have manners and stamina. They seem to have a little more control and can satisfy me (which shockingly takes longer than 3 minutes).

That's all for now folks, I'm off to work. Hope everyone has a peaceful and beautiful day! Thanks for reading!

Monday, July 21, 2008

Here it comes (sp?)

I'm a day or two away from getting my period. I know this for two reasons. The first reason is that I'm on the pill and I just took the final one of this cycle last night. Reason number two is that I'm suddenly inexplicably really horney.
I didn't have anyone to join me, so I had to rub one out last night and it was juicy. Very very juicey.
It's so strange to me that my body always picks this time of the cycle to go into overdrive. My thoughts keep being drawn to being licked all over, having my hair pulled and other such yummy little treats.
My nipples are soooo sensitive they just keep wanting to poke their heads up out of my shirt. I can't blame them, I suppose. I stuff them into bras way too much.
Now I have to get ready to go out into the world and pretend I'm not a lusty wench. Life can be so hard.

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Deep breath and JUMP....

Ha ha! This is my first time writing a blog entry. I thought I'd start with a list of 25 things about me. Of course there are many more fascinating details about my everyday existance on this planet, but you're going to have to check back in for that.
I need you to work for it, baby. Work hard. Very very hard.

1. I love yoga!
2. I just got my 200 hour certification from Yoga Alliance.
3. I'm bipolar.
4. After reaching rock bottom with the the depression AND the mania, I'm quite happy to be medicated.
5. I like to write, but don't do it nearly as much as I should.
6. I'd like to someday write a book.
7. I like to read.
8. I've lived all over, but I live in the suburbs of Chicago now.
9. I love mammals. I'm not a speciesist, I just don't have a stong desire to hug other critters.
10. I'm trying to learn how to not always put myself down in the conversation inside my head.
11. I'm trying not to re-live every little less than perfect moment of my life every single day.
12. Those are behavioral things that medication doesn't cure. Yoga helps, but I haven't yet learned how to be yogic all the time.
13. I'm over 35, but less and 40. I look and feel a lot younger.
14. I have no kids.
15. I have pets and clean up enough of their crap, thank you very much.
16. I have 2 cats and a dog.
17. Cleaning up the crap is worth it, but still a drag.
18. I used to be a boarderline alcholic and I've done a great many drugs. Now I hardly do either.
19. I don't have to self medicate anymore, I have people to take care of that now.
20. Over the years my cocktail of meds has changed. Refining and tinkering are part of the game. Everytime I lose my marbles or people close to me notice that I am about to, my shink and I mix it up again.
21. I still think it's crazy that there are pills that can make me not crazy.
22. I'm curvy and have a nice rack. A rack like women spend a lot of money trying to fake.
23. I'm fond of sex.
24. I'm pretty straight, but occassionally like to branch out.
25. Thanks to yoga, I'm very flexible.